Sorry Indianapolis, but you should not be selected as host city for the 2012 Superbowl. If the NFL learns from its past mistakes, it will not award the Superbowl to any cities north of the Mason-Dixon line. That is, in a location where it’s normal for the weather to still be cold in early February. Preferably the NFL would enact a plan to only rotate the Superbowl among these cities: San Diego, Miami, New Orleans, Phoenix (Glendale), Dallas, Tampa and Houston. And truthfully you could knock that down to an excellent four city rotation by dropping off the last three. Who would complain about making a trip every four years to beautiful San Diego, golfing paradise Phoenix, sexy Miami or party central New Orleans.
What is the common trait that all of those cities above have? Loads of warm weather, sunshine and an endless variety of food & entertainment options. And isn’t that what the Superbowl is all about anyway? Making sure the media, fans and corporate sponsors who spend a week partying in the Superbowl host city never have to reach for a scarf or mittens.
In the 40+ year history of the Superbowl, the game has been awarded to a cold weather city just a few times. Most recently Detroit, which hosted the 2006 Superbowl, won by the Pittsburgh Steelers. That Superbowl, which was Superbowl XL, showed the NFL selection committee why cold weather cities and the Superbowl don’t mix. First the game was being played in Detroit. That’s enough right there to scare away half of the big money NFL sponsors. Not that Detroit’s a bad city, it’s just not a destination city. Then you had the weather, it was cold the entire week with lots of snow and ice. Again, these big money corporate sponsors don’t get excited about wearing parkas and freezing their money clips off. Last, cold weather cities are depressing in the Winter. I know, I’ve spent time in Chicago during the Winter. And depressing cities do not bring out the celebrities. And a Superbowl without celebrities isn’t a Superbowl. It also means the hot girls in sexy outfits, a staple of most Superbowl parties, aren’t going to be showing up in droves. Which means the guys with money don’t show up. So let’s recount what you lose by placing the Superbowl in a cold weather city: corporate sponsors, big money crowd, celebrities and hot chicks. You can’t have a Superbowl without those elements, which means the Superbowl should be scheduled in a cold weather city. Sorry Pack fans, I’d love to see how beastie a Superbowl at Lambeau would look…but there’s no way it ever happens.
The other cold weather cities that were awarded Superbowls were Minneapolis in 1992 and Pontiac (Michigan) in 1982.
At the top I listed the only cities that should ever be awarded the Superbowl. But there are a few other places in the US, that would make excellent hosts for the big game. Below are a few other “Wildcard” Superbowl host cities:
* New York City – What happens when you combine the biggest sporting event with the greatest city in the country? Mayhem, madness and a great time had by all. When the new Giants/Jets stadium is finished the NFL needs to give a hard look at bringing the Superbowl to the Big Apple. Sure the weather will be crappy and the logistics a nightmare (too spread out). But try to imagine the party scene around Superbowl week with Manhattan as the backdrop. Every celebrity in the Western hemisphere would show up for this party. Heck, most of the celebs today own a home in the NYC so it would be a “home game” for them. And try to imagine the atmosphere with all of those crazy NY Jets and NY Giants fans running around. It wouldn’t even matter if their teams were in the game, they’d still show up in droves to steal the spotlight. And if that isn’t enough, the NFL headquarters are located in New York City. As well as, plenty of the corporate dollars that support the NFL. So it would be a local showcase game for the NFL in-front of their biggest corporate sponsors.
* Los Angeles – So what if they don’t have an NFL team. L.A. would still be a fantastic location for the Superbowl. And the Los Angeles area has experience, having already hosted the Superbowl (or AFL/NFL Championship as it was known in earlier days) 7 times. The Rose Bowl played host to 5 games, and Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum has hosted the game twice. Like New York, L.A. is a fantastic choice because of the plethora of celebrities, corporations and sponsors that live in the surrounding area.
* Honolulu – Not nearly as appealing as the other two “wildcard” Superbowl locations. And Aloha Stadium is no where near that facility that would be needed to host the Superbowl in Hawaii. But it would certainly be a great destination to host the big game.